Friday, November 5, 2010

Since corporations are citizens:

See 2010 Supreme Court Decision "Citizens United."

Corporations can bear arms (Second Amendment to the Constitution.)
Corporations can be drafted (to use those arms at no charge- watch out Blackwater.)
Corporations can run for office (Jerry Brown vrs Ebay)
Corporations can be forced to go to public school from age 5 - 18.
Corporations can't have any drinking until 18yrs old.
Corporations should learn to play the fiddle
Corporations can sue for punitive damages for pain and anguish
Corporations will need passports to travel abroad.
Corporations will need to pay taxes (many do not)


etc. etc. etc.
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